I’m at my neighborhood grocery store buying cigarettes and lottery tickets (for artistic purposes only!) when I see a big display for antismoking aids. “Eureka!” I silently shout. If there be a “Creature of Bad Habits,” there must be a companion “Creature of Broken Habits” (Figure)! We have here diet cookies, nicotine patches, alcohol-free beer, the opiate-antagonist naloxone hydrochloride (Narcan), genuine acupuncture needles, “all-purpose chewing gum,” and a mesmerizing pocket watch.
Bernhardt M. Them's the Breaks: Creature of Broken Habits. Arch Dermatol. 2010;146(2):188. doi:10.1001/archdermatol.2009.346