To the Editor.—
I remember long ago, when I was an usher in a movie theater, seeing a film starring Chester Morris, who performed an operation on himself1 because none of the other doctors were competent enough, but I can't remember the name of it.
Hauser FV. Do It to Yourself Section: Society Doctor. JAMA. 1987;257(18):2438. doi:10.1001/jama.1987.03390180056020
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