"I saw your ad on television and came over here this morning to talk to you about my gallbladder."
"Yes. I'll remove your gallbladder for $529.69 with no extras. I'll do it next Tuesday in under an hour and you can go home the next day. You can pay cash, in which case there will be a 10% discount, or you can use your credit card, in which case there will be a 10% processing fee by my office. Any questions?"
"Yes. Could you tell me a little bit about the procedure?"
"What's to tell? You saw the ad, and I just told you what it meant—gallbladder removal for $529.69, no extras."
"Yes, I know that, but what about the medical aspects of my case?"
"Oh, a wise guy! You get the price; now you want the extras!"
"I thought 'extras' meant hidden costs and other charges."
"Well, you were
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